Free homepage reality check
I built an AI that insults your business until it makes more money.
Paste your live website. Get a savage score, a sharp roast, and three fixes your next visitor will actually thank you for.
Your website, in one sentence
“Your homepage has 11 buttons and somehow none explain what you sell.”
Clarity score
42
The funny part gets shared. The useful part gets fixed.
The roast station is armed
Give us a live URL. We’ll give it the honesty it has been avoiding.
No dashboard cosplay
One URL. One honest score. One better next move.
01
Paste
Drop in the public URL your customers actually see.
02
Get roasted
See the score and the line you wish your competitor had not heard.
03
Fix it
Take three concrete edits back to your homepage.
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